pretty in pink.
owlmylove: When I was 10, I saw my first episode of Law & Order, SVU a woman screamed and her pretty pink dress ripped the scene cut to black but then she sat in a station hair mussed and mascara running and she seemed broken and empty and that’s when I began to prepare for the inevitable. Read More
Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
homootp: please send help immediately
cliterallysame: I want this to be on everyones blog
Enquanto ele lia, me apaixonei do mesmo jeito que alguém cai no sono:...– A culpa é das estrelas (via adorolivros) (I am just reblogging this to thank Brazilian nerdfighters. TFIOS, or A culpa e das estralas, is more popular in Brazil than anywhere in the world other than the U.S. I was blessed to have an excellent translator and publisher there, but a book lives—or...
sapphirebones: jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds ever. i fucking lost it
fagsindubai: i automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest ur not winning that
lnfamy: dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread
Let’s play ’ watch the view and see how long it takes for Elisabeth Hasselback to say something that makes you want to spontaneously combust ‘
wessasaurus-rex: hikarileon: totalspiffage: ...
dampsandwich: its garbage day??? i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)